Toddler Wins: Who’s Stinky Now?
My daughter is two. And surprisingly precocious. (Well, okay, maybe not terribly surprising, but still). And getting more and more snappy every day. Parents of toddlers, you know what I’m talking about.
This morning, she slammed me with an epic “Toddler Win.” Or at least, the first one I had the presence of mind to write down for future reference.
So, without further ado, I present the first in what may become an ongoing series of toddlerisms, this hilarious diaper-changing-refusal toddler win.
Me: “We need to change your diaper, sweetie.”
Toddler: “I don’t.”
Me: “But you’re stinky.”
Toddler: “You’re stinky.”