Toddler Wins

“That’s Her Animal”

There’s a lady in the park in a red velour pantsuit, she has a blue music player playing soothing tunes, and she’s doing Tai Chi. There’s a small fur coat or stole puddled up next to her on the bright green astroturf. My darling approaches, curious. She looks at me, …

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Toddler Wins
Toddler Wins

Toddler Wins: Who’s Stinky Now?

My daughter is two. And surprisingly precocious. (Well, okay, maybe not terribly surprising, but still). And getting more and more snappy every day. Parents of toddlers, you know what I’m talking about. This morning, she slammed me with an epic “Toddler Win.” Or at least, the first one I had the …

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